Source: just-shower-thoughtsIf Jesus came to earth now, non-Christians would think he was mental and actual Christians would be offended that someone was claiming to be Jesus
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hey nonbinary parents u kno how there’s shortened terms for mother and father but no good shortened terms for parent?? well i have the solution for you!!! instead of “parent” u can call urself “guardian”
which can be shortened to “guard”
and then when ur kid says things like “sorry i can’t go my guard says no” they sound rich and mysteriously important and u dont get misgendered and everyone wins
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sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
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Source: fasterfood- 3 years ago
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happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING
they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!
oh my god
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Source: generalbooty- 3 years ago
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i was raised catholic so every time i hear “may the force be with you” my automatic response is “and also with you”
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